1. Yeah, this is about how it went down, in mirror image.
2. Nevertheless, anybody who's really serious about the holiday will look at this.
3. Typos, impressed into cement.
4. So this is the "hope and change" that Obama had in mind. Tell that to the next sneerer, and watch their heads explode.
5. Ta-Nehisi Coates finds a good analogy to explain why Blacks get to use the N-word and Whites don't.